So I'm going to be stuck on a planet far away without a bus ticket home surrounded by spiders the size of basketballs and being bossed around by Neanderthal barbarians who forbid me to talk and lock me in the bathroom!
The land of the barbarians, his father boomed from across the ship's hull.
A season before, his father was called in by his brother, the king, to personally travel to the barbarian lands after a tribe of barbarians invited them to trade with them.
The ship anchored near the shore, where barbarians in ill-fitting clothing made of animal skins awaited them.
His father's men hurried to prepare their boats to travel while the barbarians reached for their weapons.