A spread-eagle orator.
A spread-eagle speech.
I can just picture you spread-eagle over your Jeep, being frisked by some woman as all our friends drive by!
She stood spread-eagle until it shrank to fit her, shuddered at the creepy sensation of life-like silk caressing her skin, and hurried out of the bathroom.
The assembled company then threw slippers at his spread-eagle form, until his tears revealed that he was suitably contrite.