He had a double ice cream cone, with sprinkles.
The celebrant himself either sprinkles the ash on his own head in silence, or receives it from the priest of highest dignity present.
The priest then sprinkles the palms thrice with holy water, saying the prayer Aspergesme, &c., and also incenses them thrice.
Try pastel hearts, polka dots, or colored sprinkles for a fun look.
Suggested wine: white lightening Pudding: Ice cream from the mr whippy van with optional raspberry sauce and sprinkles.
Continue the red and green colors and highlight with sprinkles of white throughout the table.