(third-person singular simple present -, present participle -, simple past and past participle -)
- (nonstandard, Internet slang) To be able to have.
- If I go to the office, Joe can haz my porpoise if he wants.
This phrase is only meant to be used satirically, as was its origin in a satirical weblog. The two verbs are always linked together for this purpose, no matter where they are in a sentence. Constructions involving this phrase often ignore rules of grammar and spelling.