Monkey-humping-a-football definitions

(vulgar) Energetic but useless action, or a person engaged in such action.

The whole exercise was a monkey humping a football.

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(vulgar) A manner of riding a horse, motorcycle or other vehicle, in which the rider crouches forward and may bounce in the saddle.

This poseur was riding like a monkey humping a football, but I blew past him.

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