Buy a full-skirted dress and work that June Cleaver style.
The intellect is a cleaver; it discerns and rifts its way into the secret of things.
Give the June Cleaver look a bit of an update by pairing with contemporary accessories, such as leopard print heels or funky jewelry.
A small twist on something common can be strange, like a fairy princess with a meat cleaver or a dead Santa Claus.
I am going to sleep with a meat cleaver under my pillow to be on the safe side.