"in those days The Late Show was Monday water cooler topic du jour."
An aqua cool filtered water cooler is situated in the breakfast room.
Other sparrows hang around the ground feeder, like office staff around the water cooler (if offices still have water coolers?
Why not speak to your colleagues and submit a collective grievance and try to get the water cooler put back.
A new water cooler has been installed on Floor 1A of the Library.
And suddenly, one voice can part the sea at the office water cooler.