He had a twin sister called Phyllis, sadly deceased.
Phyllis, who moments earlier had been enjoying a stroll to the local Co-op with husband Colin, was completely drenched.
Whilst chasing up a motor insurance renewal Walter becomes strangely drawn to Phyllis Nirdlinger - a true femme fatale.
Phyllis, going off stage, sort of introduced it, initially by calling good luck big boy, he needed it.
Rod Stewart gave him the nickname of "Sharon", and Elton named Stewart "Phyllis".
