Instead of man mauled by shark we have man mauled by dog.
Yet here in our own Planning Department we have someone who was once mauled by a lion.
Hirst's new direction includes continuing with the photo-realist paintings that were first unveiled - and critically mauled - in New York last spring.
He finished up working in a fairground sideshow where he died after being mauled by a lion.
The illusionists' act features many exotic animals, including the white Bengal tiger named Montecore that mauled Roy Horn in 2003.