I just returned from camp where I met a counselor named is Shotty.
My friend Randee and I got in a little fight so I was really down that day, but when I looked at Shotty and all he did was ask me what was wrong and I just felt so much better.
WELL, let me just get out my crystal ball and gaze into the soul of the aforementioned Shotty and unscramble the deepest inner workings of his twisted mind...