If you have a brain that easily grasps language and concepts, then you might consider becoming a tech writer.
In this case, a tech writer will be writing for high-level technical personnel and would be using language that the average person would probably not understand.
In this setting, a tech writer would talking in a way to help non-technical people get a basic grasp of simple concepts so that they can do their job or make their life easier.
A tech writer even wrote the help file that you click on when you have a problem with a website or the word processing program on your computer!
After trying so long, it was a bit of a shock to come into my office at work (I was a tech writer at a research laboratory) to see the blinking light on my answering machine.