While staying in good health may be no laughing matter, some people find the lighter side of medicine with puns.From word play on body parts to poking fun at the medical profession, medical puns are a healthy way to have fun.
Remember, they say laughter is the best medicine!
Do you have a bone to pick with me?
I just find this humerus.
I decided not to get a brain transplant.
But, then I changed my mind.
I’d tell you the joke about the germ,
but I don’t want you to spread it around.
A couple of blood cells met and fell in love,
but their relationship was all in vein.
Want to share a little love?
I aorta tell you how much I love you
You must be my thoracic cavity. You hold my heart.
what’s the point?
Why are eye doctors the best teachers?
They have good pupils!(Opthamologist jokes are so cornea.)
When you get a bladder infection…
I have a cold
but it snot funny.
The two podiatrists in town were arch rivals.
When they first met they started out on the wrong foot.