You see there are portions of the human anatomy which would keep swinging after the music had finished.

-Helpmann, Sir Robert Murray
c.1968  Disagreeing with the suggestion that there might be a future for nudity in dance. Quoted in Elizabeth Salter Helpmann (1978), ch.21. It is sometimes quoted as a comment on the opening night of the musical Oh, Calcutta!, as 'The trouble with nude dancing is that not everything stops when the music stops.'