Our Garrick's a salad; for in him we see Oil, vinegar, sugar, and saltness agree.

-Goldsmith, Oliver
  Retaliation, l.11^12.

   Salad is not a meal. It is a style.

-Lebowitz, Fran(ces Ann)
  Metropolitan Life,'Food For Thought and Vice Versa'.

To make a good salad isto be a brilliant diplomatistöthe problem is entirely the same in both cases. To know exactly how much oil one must put with one's vinegar.

-Wilde, Oscar Fingal O'FlahertieWills
  Vera, orThe Nihilists, act 2.