I am now celebrating the 20th anniversary of the first request for my resignation. I look forward to many more.

-Darman, Richard G(ordon)
Address to the White House press room. Quoted in Brian Kelly Adventures in Porkland (1992).

I have but one request to make at my departure from this world, it isöthe charity of its silence. Let no man write my epitaph; for as no man who knows my motives, dare now vindicate them, let no prejudice or ignorance asperse them. Let them rest in obscurity and peace! Let my memory be left in oblivion, and my tomb remain uninscribed, until other times and other men can do justicetomycharacter.Whenmycountry takesher place among thenations of the earth, then, and not till then, let my epitaph be written.

-Emmet, Robert
  Speech before being sentenced.