Ever since the Republican landslide on Nov 8, it's been getting dark outside a little earlier every day.You notice that?

-Cuomo, Mario Matthew
  In the NewYork Times,17 Dec.

I had been unaware that baseball was a Republican sport.

-Robbins,Tim
  In a letter to Dale Petroskey, president of the National Baseball Hall of Fame, after his appearance there was cancelled when he criticized President GeorgeW Bush, Apr.

There is nothing so bad or so good that you will not find Englishmen doing it; but you will never find an Englishman in the wrong. He does everything on principle. He fights you on patriotic principles; he robs you on business principles; he enslaves you on imperial principles; he bullies you on manly principles; he supportshiskingon loyal principles and cuts off hishead on republican principles.

-Shaw, George Bernard
  The Man of Destiny.

The Republican form of government is the highest form of government; but because of this, it requires the highest type of human natureöa type nowhere at present existing.

-Spencer, Herbert
'TheAmericans', collected in Essays (1891).

The Republican Party needs to be dragged kicking and screaming into the 20th century.

-Stevenson, Adlai E(wing)
Quoted in KennethTynan Curtains (1961).

   God isregistered tovote for Hollywood as a Republican. However,Jesus Christ is a Democrat from Santa Monica.

-Wall StreetJournal
  'God Lives in Hollywood', editorial on California's voter registration lists,12 Jul.