masturbation quotes

Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.

-Allen,Woody pseudonym of  Allen Stewart Konigsberg
  Annie Hall (with Marshall Brickman).

Masturbation is the thinking man's television.

-Hampton, Christopher
  The Philanthropist.

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