Until a woman is free to be as incompetent as the average male then she will never be completely equal.

-Cunningham, Roseanna
  By-election campaign speech, May.

'Good-morning; good-morning!'the General said When we met him last weekon our way to the line. Now the soldiers he smiled at are most of 'em dead, And we're cursing his staff for incompetent swine. 'He's a cheery old card,'grunted Harry to Jack As they slogged up to Arras with rifle and pack. But he did for them both by his plan of attack.

-Sassoon, Siegfried Louvain
  'The General'.

   Democracy substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few.

-Shaw, George Bernard
  Man and Superman,'Maxims for Revolutionists: Democracy'.

I wish the Government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent. 794

-Sitwell, Dame Edith Louisa
Collected in Letters,1916^1964 (1970).