Cricket is not illegal, for it is a manly game.

-Anne, Queen
  Quoted in Colin  Jarman The Guinness Dictionary of Sports Quotations (1990).

I have never, ever knowingly taken illegal drugs, and I Johnson would never embarrass my family, my friends, my country, and the kids who love me.

-Johnson, Ben
  Statement at press conference, Toronto, 4 Oct.  Johnson tested positive to the use of banned substances, was stripped of his Olympic gold medal, and subsequently admitted using anabolic steroids.

When the president does it, that means that it is not illegal† But I brought myself down. I gave them a sword and they stuck it in and twisted it with relish. And I guess that if Ihad been intheir position,I'd have donethesame thing.

-Nixon, Richard M(ilhous)
  Interviewed by David Frost, May.

All the things I really like to do are either illegal, immoral or fattening.

-Woollcott, Alexander Humphreys
Quoted in R Drennan Wit's End (1968).