I'm not an athlete, more a gymnast and golfer, soldered together.

-Bryant, David
Quoted in Colin  Jarman The Guinness Dictionary of Sports Quotations (1990).

Give me a manwith big hands and big feet and no brains and I'll make a golfer out of him.

-Hagen,Walter
Quoted in Michael Hobbs The Golf Quotation Book (1992).

Actually, I am a golfer. That is my real occupation. I never was an actor; ask anybody, particularly the critics.

-Mature,Victor
Attributed.