Along the electric wires the message came: 'He is no better, he is much the same.'

-Austin, Alfred
  'On the Illness of the Prince of  Wales'. There is some doubt about the authorship of this satiric poem, but it is usually credited to  Austin.

It's no fun being married to an electric light.

-DiMaggio,Joe (Joseph Paul)
Of his marriage to Marilyn Monroe. Quoted in Colin  Jarman The Guinness Dictionary of Sports Quotations (1990).

Electric guitars areanabomination, whoever heard of an electric violin? An electric cello? Or for that matter an electric singer?

-Segovia, Andre¤  s
Quoted in Rick FriedmanThe Beatles:Words without Music (1968).

The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test

-Wolfe,Tom (Thomas Kennerley)
  Title of book.