Advice, n. The smallest current coin.

-Bierce, Ambrose Gwinett
  The Cynic's Word Book. Retitled  The Devil's Dictionary (1911).

Yas |¤ , enfermos, ojo alerta, y a ning u¤ n me¤  dico admitan; mueran de gorra, sin dar un real a la medicina. Be careful then, patients, and don't accept any doctor; die for free and do not give a single coin to medicine.

-Valle y Caviedes,Juan del
  Diente del Parnaso ('Parnassus' Tooth'),'Pro¤  logo al que leyere este tratado'.