census quotes

I am becoming like the Irish Census, broken down by Age, Sex, and Religion.

-MacRe¤  amoinn, Sean Seamas Criostoir
  Chairing a lecture on Parnell, Merriman Summer School.

A census taker once tried to test me, I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.

-Tally,Ted
  Anthony Hopkins as Dr Hannibal Lecter ('Hannibal the Cannibal') in The Silence of the Lambs.

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