A Canadian is somebody who knows how to make love in a canoe.

-Berton, Pierre
  Interviewed by Dick Brown in The Canadian, 22 Dec.

I don't have a moral plan. I'm a Canadian.

-Cronenberg, David
Quoted in Leslie Halliwell Halliwell's Filmgoer's and Video Viewer's Companion (9th edn,1988).

Even in Paris,Iremained a Canadian.Ipuffed hashish, but I didn't inhale.

-Richler, Mordecai
St Urbain's Horseman, ch.2.The last phrase was later popularized by Bill Clinton, responding to claims that he had taken drugs as a student.

The Canadian kid who wants to grow up to be Prime Minister isn't thinking big, he is setting a limit to his ambitions rather early.

-Richler, Mordecai
Quoted in Time (Canadian edition), 31 May1971.