Pam, I adore you, Pam, you great mountainous sports girl, Whizzing them over the net, full of the strength of five: That old Malvernian brother, you zephyr and khaki shorts girl, Although he's playing for Woking, Betjeman Can't stand up to your wonderful backhand drive.

-Betjeman, SirJohn
  Old Lights for New Chancels,'PotPourrifrom a SurreyGarden'.

If you're up against a girl with big boobs, bring her to the net and make her hit backhand volleys.

-King, BillieJean ne¤  e Moffitt
  Billie Jean King.