I am now celebrating the 20th anniversary of the first request for my resignation. I look forward to many more.

-Darman, Richard G(ordon)
Address to the White House press room. Quoted in Brian Kelly Adventures in Porkland (1992).

Of course I didn't take my wife to see Rochdale as an anniversary present.It was her birthday.Would Ihavegot married during the football season? And anyway it wasn't Rochdale, it was Rochdale reserves.

-Shankly, Bill (William)
Quoted in Peter Ball and Phil Shaw The Book of Football Quotations (1990).