| Non-thinking Man's (and Woman's) Guide to the Oscars by yourDictionary.com |
| Commentary by Paul J.J. Payack, Robert Beard, Peter Payack, Joseph Marcello, and Lou Lorenzo. |
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| 1. The Academy |
Actually, AMPAS, the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences. Easily confused with 'Police Academy'. Look out. |
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| 2. Action |
What takes place in LA before, during and after the Academy Awards. |
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| 3. Animation |
(1) A brand new Oscar category. (2) An actor's response to winning an Oscar (case in point Roberto Benigni '99). |
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| 4. "And the award goes to?" |
Both Canadian and Russian nominees are featured in the Foreign Film category. (Don't look for two golds this time.) |
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| 5. "A Beautiful Mind" |
(1) Best Picture nominee where the audience experiences schizophrenia along with Russell Crowe. (2) What Austin Powers considers his most salient characteristic. |
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| 6. Biopic |
Insider jargon for a film with biographical content. (Not to be confused with 'myopic,' an affliction of critics and producers.) |
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| 7. "Black Hawk Down" |
The gritty re-creation of a 'failed' mission in Somalia. |
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| 8. Blockbuster |
Formerly, a film that earns the GNP of Liechtenstein. (The country changes with the inflation rate.) Now more often a movie that busts the blockhead who bankrolled it. |
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| 9. Body Double |
(1) A stand-in for a star in certain scenes, who has a better body. (2) What the laughter does to our bodies when we see who actually gets the Oscars. |
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| 10. "Bridget Jones Diary" |
Often overlooked in the Best Picture category. Renée Zellweger decides to change her fate and record it too. |
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| 11. Bomb |
A film without legs, that explodes the producers hopes for big bucks and the studio's hope for Oscars, e.g. "Pearl Harbor." |
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| 12. B.O. |
(1) Box Office. The receipts (take) for a film. (2) Body odor. It builds up waiting for the envelope to open. |
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| 13. The Buzz |
(Word-of-mouth). The audience positively talking up the film and causing excitement among those who have not seen the film, resulting in 'legs'. |
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| 14. Cameo |
(1) Small role for a star in a movie. (2) Jewelry last worn to the Academy Awards ceremonies in 1938. |
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| 15. Casting Couch |
Where the casting director casts each actress trying out for a role in his latest movie. Usually the actress' best skills are demonstrated during this audition. |
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| 16. Cleavage |
The showcase for your Golden Globes on the 'red carpet'. |
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| 17. Cliff Hanger |
(1) A movie that uses suspense to raise the adrenaline level of the audience. (2) A race for an Oscar that requires a campaign manager (see Grip). |
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| 18. Critic |
Someone who effectively uses his or her biases to spoil the pleasures of others. (See also 'biopic'.) |
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| 19. Cutting Room |
Where you find the cutting room floor and the final cut for many actors. |
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| 20. Envelope |
Of course, the attire of some actresses will be pushing the envelope of good taste! |
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| 21. Gaffer |
(1) The chief lighting technician. (2) An actor who frequently muffs his lines. |
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| 22. "Gosford Park" |
Robert Altman's masterpiece about manners in English manors. (Not to be confused with Richie Cunningham's make-out spot on 'Happy Days'.) |
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| 23. Grip |
(1) A technician who tracks the dollies around a set. (2) What the Academy is losing as the studios hire campaign managers to smear rival nominees. |
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| 24. Gross |
(1) The total amount of money a movie makes. (2) Jack Nicholson's smile in "The Shining." |
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| 25. Halley's Comet |
See "Monster's Ball". |
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| 26. Hollywood Bowl |
A concert venue set in a wonderful, natural amphitheater, and a good alternative to the Oscar ceremonies, weather permitting. |
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| 27. Indy |
An independent film. Where some of the real talent and creativity in Hollywood is spot-lighted. |
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| 28. Indy 500 |
A car race in a brickyard. |
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| 29. JRRT |
J.R.R. Tolkien. The first Oxford don to have his creation nominated for 13 Oscars. |
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| 30. Erich Segal |
The last Ivy League don so honored (for Love Story). |
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| 31. Don Corleone |
The last big-league Don so honored. |
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| 32. Key Grip |
(1) The No. 1 grip in a production. (2) Jackie Chan's handshake. |
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| 33. Legs |
What it takes for a movie to make a run for an Oscar. (See also, Rita Hayworth and Marilyn Monroe.) |
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| 34. "Lord Of the Rings" |
The re-creation of Middle Earth, the first of the Tolkien trilogy, that garnered 13 nominations. |
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| 35. Middle Earth |
Somewhere between Waco, Texas (not pronounced 'Wacko') and Butte, Montana (pronounced 'beaut'). |
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| 36. Monster's Ball |
Not a party by any stretch, though Halley's Comet might be spotted on Oscar Night. |
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| 37. "Monsters, Inc." |
(1) The film battling it out with "Shrek" for the Academy's first Animation Oscar. (2) The older term for what is now called "The Syndicate". |
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| 38. "Moulin Rouge" |
(1) French for a plunging plot with cleavage to match. (2) Boy George's favorite makeup. |
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| 39. Oscar |
Oddly named 'statuette'. Each Oscar is 13-1/2 inches tall, weighs 8-1/2 pounds, consisting of a base metal, then sequentially covered by copper, nickel, silver, and
finally finished in 24-karat gold. The name comes from past director of the Academy, Margaret Herrick, who remarked at a critical point that the statue looked like her
Uncle Oscar. |
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| 40. The Pavilion |
As in the Dorothy Chandler. The venue of yore, suddenly eclipsed by the Kodak Center. |
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| 41. Premier |
(1) The debut of a film. (2) The Prime Minister of a Western democracy, who often deserves an Oscar for his or her performances on camera. |
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| 42. Print |
Copy of a film distributed to theatres around the world. Despite numbering in the hundreds or thousands, prints of pre-1960 flicks are rare. |
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| 43. Producer |
The person who gambles a fortune on whether or not the director, production company and cast will produce a product that will return more than his investment. As a rule
of thumb, the larger the number of producers, the lower the quality of the film. |
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| 44. Sparkly |
As in 'Sparkly . . . very sparkly'. The Rainman's view of Las Vegas, now an appropriate reference to the Kodak Center. |
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| 45. "The Royal Tannenbaums" |
A cute movie with a great cast that 'baums' at the B. O. (which see). |
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| 46. Trailer |
(1) Short pieces shown before [sic] the feature film. (2) A place on the set to hide between takes. |
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| 47. SAG Awards |
(1) Awards presented by actors themselves via the Screen Actors' Guild. (2) Awards for the actors who have grown old gracefully. |
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| 48. Score |
Music accompanying a film. (See also 'casting couch'). |
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| 49. Shot List |
(1) The list of scenes or 'shots' logged as they are filmed, to help in the editing. (2) A supposed list of burned-out Industry figures (many of whom were done in by the
shot glass). |
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| 50. "Shrek" |
(1) A contender for the new animation Oscar. (2) A term used by last years NY Jets as the team's good luck charm. Lets hope this movie fairs better than they did. (3)
Yiddish for "fear." |
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| 51. Special effects |
Or FX. (1) Tricks used to enhance reality or create unreality. (2) An aging star's make-up artist. |
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| 52. Stunt Man (or Woman) |
An "insurance adjuster" used to reduce the enormous liability insurance premiums of a production company. |
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| 53. Sundance |
Now the premier venue for the Indies. |
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| 54. Sunset Strip |
Erstwhile center of the Industry. Usually cited as where the continental U.S. ends and the party begins. |
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| 55. Take |
(Noun) A scene once in the can. (Verb) What producers, distributors, and production companies do to the proceeds generated at the box office. |
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| 56. "They Like Me" |
Well, maybe. Can we take that back? |
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| 57. Three-peat |
Never has been done. Only five actors have won the Oscars back-to-back but never back-to-back-to-back a la Michael Jordan and the Chicago Bulls. (Latest repeat winner:
Tom Hanks in '93 and '94.) |
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| 58. "Training Day" |
(1) Denzel Washington's brilliant portrayal of evil. (2) A honeymoon with Liz Taylor. |
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| 59. Whoopi Cushion: |
The Oscars use Whoopi once again to cushion the audience from the boredom of handing out Oscar after Oscar. |
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| 60. Wrap |
(1) The completion of shooting for the day. (2) The method of putting on one's attire for the Oscar ceremonies. |
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| Bonus Term |
Comment |
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| The Industry |
The Motion Picture Industry. Always pronounced with a lowering of the voice and always with the definite article, as in 'The Industry.' Run like "The Company" and "The
Syndicate." |