Procto-xyms: a sudden outburts in the midst of a very uncomfortable procedure.

apopleparoxysm - fit to bust

bogieoxysm - a fit and a stroke combined

heineoxysms: sudden outbursts in the midst of anything.

Oxysm-Clean: It explodes in your clothes.

Billy Mays Oxy-garbage: good for cleaning up Charlie stains when she was a pup.

Paroxial: a school subject to occasional religious outbursts.

Paradoxial: seeming contradictions.

Pairodoxysm: What you get when two physicians are called in for consultation.

Tonsiltation: a condition that the docs can treat.

tonsiltation: had mine out as a boy.

paroxynormal: spasmodic aliens and ghosts.

Paraoxykeet: my screaming bird at this point, having sighted a cardinal feeding at the feeder.

paroxyrhythm: rap music.

DON’T EVER PUT RAP/CRAP AND MUSIC IN THE SAME SENTENCE.

Peroxcidism: my hair on a color treatment.