Proxysm - getting someone nearby to throw a fit for you.

Pyroxysm - fit for oven use

Potoxysm: the habit of smoking weed.

Priapoxym: a paroxysm lasting four hours or more.

That would be an inappropriaparoxysm on these polite pages, Steve.

Parodyxsm - all of the above, whatever fits.

Impolite? And who works for Cunard?

Michael Jackson??? He was always grabbing his oxysm in public, disgustingly.

And what about his poor sister? The wardrobe malfunction at the Super Bowl caused a huge media paroxysm.

All pre-planned. No “poor sister” to it. All for publicity and the money it would generate.

Your outlook on life is far too gloomy for an elf. Are you running a fever? Any sudden outbursts? Spasms? Fits? Are you eating your vegetables?

Impolite? And who works for Cunard

We’re as bad as each other, you with your stand-up, me with my one-liners.

Approxysm - a fit, more or less

Apropoxysm: just fit for the situations.

saparris - 02 July 2009 06:05 PM

Your outlook on life is far too gloomy for an elf. Are you running a fever? Any sudden outbursts? Spasms? Fits? Are you eating your vegetables?

Dwarves come in all moods, why can’t elves?/  And if you had ever read “Lord of the Rings” you’d know why
Grumpy, Dopey, Happy, etc.