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Posted: 04 July 2009 01:41 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 16 ]
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Speaking of pen names, do you keep your goats in pens?  They could trim the holly bushes???

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Posted: 04 July 2009 03:25 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 17 ]
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If I had a goat, I would not even give him or her a name. I would give him or her away.

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Posted: 04 July 2009 03:58 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 18 ]
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I’d take him, but you’d have to send it Kudzu Post.

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Posted: 04 July 2009 05:30 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 19 ]
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Goats are sent Hairborne.

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Posted: 05 July 2009 08:08 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 20 ]
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Too expensive! Goat Post?

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Posted: 05 July 2009 08:49 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 21 ]
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Or Goatee Express.

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Posted: 05 July 2009 09:24 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 22 ]
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Or Goatee Express.

UPGoats?
UHaulGoats, Inc.?

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Posted: 05 July 2009 09:35 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 23 ]
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Two Men and a Goat.

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Posted: 05 July 2009 09:41 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 24 ]
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You goat’em we tote’em.

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Posted: 05 July 2009 03:11 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 25 ]
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I’ll send an au pair to take care of the nannies. Billy goats are gruff enough to make it on their own.

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Posted: 05 July 2009 04:43 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 26 ]
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Why don’t you just bring them yourself???

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Posted: 05 July 2009 05:41 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 27 ]
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Because that would me me a goatherd, and I don’t like goats. I’m not all that fond on “sheps.”

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Posted: 06 July 2009 08:23 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 28 ]
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Missing out on the opportunity of a lifetime.  I could introduce you to cow paddie tournaments, rodeos, square dancing, goat-tossing.

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Posted: 06 July 2009 10:38 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 29 ]
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Thanks, but we have the Mighty Moo Festival every year in Cowpens, SC (named for the USS Cowpens). Street vendors, blue-grass music, and redneck tossing.

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Posted: 06 July 2009 02:30 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 30 ]
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I’ll bite (tho’ I’ll be sorry) was was/is/will be the USS Cowpens?  We have redneck tossing too.  State pasttime.

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