Speaking of pen names, do you keep your goats in pens?  They could trim the holly bushes???

If I had a goat, I would not even give him or her a name. I would give him or her away.

I’d take him, but you’d have to send it Kudzu Post.

Goats are sent Hairborne.

Too expensive! Goat Post?

Or Goatee Express.

saparris - 05 July 2009 08:49 AM

Or Goatee Express.

UPGoats?
UHaulGoats, Inc.?

Two Men and a Goat.

You goat’em we tote’em.

I’ll send an au pair to take care of the nannies. Billy goats are gruff enough to make it on their own.

Why don’t you just bring them yourself???

Because that would me me a goatherd, and I don’t like goats. I’m not all that fond on “sheps.”

Missing out on the opportunity of a lifetime.  I could introduce you to cow paddie tournaments, rodeos, square dancing, goat-tossing.

Thanks, but we have the Mighty Moo Festival every year in Cowpens, SC (named for the USS Cowpens). Street vendors, blue-grass music, and redneck tossing.

I’ll bite (tho’ I’ll be sorry) was was/is/will be the USS Cowpens?  We have redneck tossing too.  State pasttime.