Yes to lifeguard.
No to weather
no to sunscreen.
no to Hawaii
yes to people with IQ’s of 10.

I guess you’ll just have to work the smart side of the beach. MENSA Maui maybe.

Or looney Lanai, or mental Molokai, or owly Oahu.
My IQ is over 10, but still missing a few pieces.

If you’ve never heard the song, “Let’s Talk Dirty in Hawaiian” by John Prine, you should seek it out. It’s hilarious.

I don’t talk dirty, thinking about becoming a Baptist.

I don’t talk dirty, thinking about becoming a Baptist.

Considering your proximity to the Missouri River, you could run baptize your own self.

LETS TALK DIRTY IN HAWAIIAN
John Prine

Well, I packed my bags and bought myself a ticket
For the land of the tall palm tree
Aloha Old Milwaukee, Hello Waikiki
I just stepped down from the airplane
When I heard her say,
“Waka waka nuka nuka, waka waka nuka nuka
Would you like a lei? Eh?”

Chorus
Let’s talk dirty in Hawaiian
Whisper in my ear
Kicka pooka mok a wa wahini
Are the words I long to hear
Lay your coconut on my tiki
What the hecka mooka mooka dear
Let’s talk dirty in Hawaiian
Say the words I long to hear

Repeat Chorus

It’s a ukulele Honolulu sunset
Listen to the grass skirts sway
Drinking rum from a pineapple
Out on Honolulu Bay
The steel guitars all playing
While she’s talking with her hands
Gimme gimme oka doka make a wish and wanta polka
Words I understand Hey!

Repeat Chorus

Well, I boughta lota junka with my moolah
And sent it to the folks back home
I never had the chance to dance the hula
Well, I guess I should have known
When you start talking to the sweet wahini
Walking in the pale moonlight
Ohka noka whatta setta knocka-rocka-sis-boom-bocca
Hope I said it right Oh!
Repeat Chorus
Let’s talk dirty in Hawaiian
Say the words I long to hear

Aloha

Thanks for printing them.  I really don’t want to know what those noka words mean, however.
My virgin ears might be scandalized.  You’ll need to repent again tonight.

Every night. Every night.

Is there no firm purpose of amendment of life in your repentance, or is it just sin/repent/sin/repent/sin/repent/sin/repent???????

And how do you know it’s the same sin? I could be diversifying.

ANd is that not “motive” to keep doing it, just in a different mode, manner, or type?????
REPENT THE KINGDOM OF THE SKIES IS AT HAND!

You can be pent, and I’ll be repentant.

You’re too pent up with sins to be repentant, that’ s just pretend pent, re or without re.

But I’m a Baptist. We can’t fall from grace. We just get a smaller apartment in glory.

So salvation is permanent, with or without repent??? No backstepping?
No becoming “unsaved”?