Truly sophomoric expression “destroyed evidence” has to be the ideal textbook contradiction in mutual “birds of a feather” terms, as one solitary piece of damning evidence will too prove no less incriminating than what consummate pachyderm or anatomical sum of its differentiated parts may indeed pass for resounding, incontestable truth.

Bandito, if the pachyderm is likely to incriminate you, do you intend to eat it, shred it, or flush it down the toilet ?

Rather my first & foremost concern happens to be what it could regrettably leave behind on the brightly polished limestone floor our august national legislature’s historic chambers.

What an image! Pachyderm and/or ass?

It would probably pass for legislation.

It would in this state.