HORRORS!
This thread was inspired by the book burning thread.
But, IS there such thing as a good movie adaptation?
As an example quite to the contrary, Fahrenheit 451. An excellent book with an absolutely ridiculous screenplay. A few points I remember from seeing it a couple years back (don’t read if you haven’t read the book and don’t want it spoiled):
1)At the beginning of the movie, Montag and company go to a house, search in all the nooks and crannies for every last book, then take the books outside to burn them. Contrast this with the book, in which they search long enough to find a single book, then douse the entire house in kerosine and light it like a torch. Thus, with the changed version, it makes no sense later in the movie when Montag sets his own house on fire instead of just throwing all his books outside. In the book, if he doesn’t do it himself, the other firemen will do it for him, whether he likes it or not, because that’s what the firemen always do, even if the owner only has a single book in there. In the movie… what?
2) Instead of novels being illegal, they’ve made it so that all print is illegal. Therefore, it would seem to follow that no one would be in the slightest bit literate anymore. But no, apparently Montag can read not only English, but Spanish, Russian, and Chinese as well, as a big deal is made of titles in these languages being burned with the rest of his books. The total ban on written language leads to all sorts of other silliness as well - for instance, when Montag’s wife overdoses on sleeping pills, it seems more important that Montag can’t tell the poison control people what she took due to the lack of printed labels, than the fact that his wife doesn’t care about her own life. Oh, and speaking of whom…
3) Montag’s wife’s name is changed with absolutely no reason apparent.
4)Clarisse, who inspired Montag’s interest in reading, has, also with absolutely no reason apparent, been changed from a high school student to an elementary school teacher.
5)The movie does not contain the mechanical hound. I cannot even begin to speak about how little sense this makes. The simple fact that the hound would have been difficult to produce at the time does not excuse how terrible this is. To replace the inhuman threat, they added flying men with rocket packs on their backs to the movie, producing one of the most laughable chase scenes of all time.
6)The book people are not the last bastion of humanity’s reason, but insomniac crazies who wander around in the snow mumbling to themselves while staring into the distance.
This is only part of what I remember off the top of my head. The sheer number of details gotten just plain wrong cannot be listed in a single post. Of course, most movie adaptations aren’t nearly so glaring, merely impressively mediocre. Anyone know of any that are actually good?
~Silver
