Please, ladies, stop calling me on 55-14-9141-0545.  My new cell is 55-14-9784-4520.

Brazilian dude

It’s not supposed to be funny.  It’s supposed to be effective.

Brazilian dude

Are the number’s real or would I get the São Paulo Zoo?

VB

Are the number’s real or would I get the São Paulo Zoo?

No, it’s real.

hmmm, I think that it was a 900 number*, All I got was a Portuguese speaking lady saying something so fast my rusty Latin couldn’t catch onto, I;‘m pretty sure she asked me for my credit card number tho’.  I had a free calling card and just for fun made the call.

Try again tomorrow between 7 a.m. and 8 p.m. your time.  If that’s not a joke, of course.

Brazilian dude

I would call again, but used up all my minutes listening to your girlfriend’s kind entreaty to pay her for talking sweetly in my ear to my libido.

I thought I was only one who had to do that.

Brazilian dude

I don’t have to, but that’s who answered your number, is it a time-share cell phone…?

It’s just a regular cellphone.

dude?

Hahahaha, that should work, but you know my name, don’t you?

Brazilian dude

Luci for short?,

Nope, hunk for short.

Brazilian dude

I got your message, with my friend’s help, of course, because I haven’t read the manual and didn’t know how to access my voice mail.  What a pity we couldn’t chat.  It must have been yesterday when my battery had run down.

Brazilian dude

BD,
You have a pretty voice. Seductive even. Manly, eh. Sexy, yes.

-m

BD,
You have a pretty voice. Seductive even. Manly, eh. Sexy, yes.
-m

How do you know?

Brazilian dude