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Posted: 07 September 2003 04:06 PM   [ Ignore ]
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All praise, honors, and thanks to Brad for fixing the input editor for the dictionary search.  It now takes hyphens and spaces, allowing one to look up words like cis- and jib boom without resorting to left-handed methods.   :D

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Posted: 08 September 2003 09:01 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 1 ]
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Yes, he is a man among men, a teacher among scholars, and a darn fine dictionary input editor fixer.

Thanks, Brad!

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“Science in its ideology sees itself as doing a fearless exploration of the unknown. Most of the time it is a fearful exploration of the almost known.”&&&&- Rupert Sheldrake &&&&

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Posted: 23 September 2003 02:02 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 2 ]
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[quote author=Sitran link=board=a-suggest;num=1062997595;start=0#1 date=09/08/03 at 18:01:48]Logic is the art of going wrong with confidence.-
Morris Kline

And statistics, I presume, is the art of going wrong with confidence intervals….

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Posted: 23 September 2003 01:39 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 3 ]
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statistics, n.: A system for expressing your political prejudices in
convincing scientific guise.
     
—Anonymous

Logicians have but ill defined As rational the human kind. Logic, they say, belongs to man, But let them prove it if they can.
     
—Oliver Goldsmith

For every logical argument there exists an equally logical and opposite argument.
     
—Anonymous

Logic doesn’t apply to the real world.
     
—Marvin Minsky

A "critic" is a man who creates nothing and thereby feels qualified to
judge the work of creative men. There is logic in this; he is unbiased
- he hates all creative people equally.
     
—Anonymous

# Logic is like the sword—those who appeal to it, shall perish by it.
* Samuel Butler

# Man has such a predilection for systems and abstract deductions that he is ready to distort the truth intentionally, he is ready to deny the evidence of his senses only to justify his logic.
* Fyodor Mikhailovich Dostoyevsky

# The want of logic annoys. Too much logic bores. Life eludes logic, and everything that logic alone constructs remains artificial and forced.
* André Gide

# The fact that logic cannot satisfy us awakens an almost insatiable hunger for the irrational.
* A. N. Wilson

There are three kinds of lies: lies, damn lies, and statistics.
—Benjamin Disraeli

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“Science in its ideology sees itself as doing a fearless exploration of the unknown. Most of the time it is a fearful exploration of the almost known.”&&&&- Rupert Sheldrake &&&&

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Posted: 26 September 2003 10:03 AM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 4 ]
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April 28, 1906 Kurt Gödel
German Logician, he discovered the there exists an algorithm which, for every consistent theory adequate for number theory, finds a sentence which is not provable but neither is its negation provable in that theory. The sentence? In effect, "This sentence is not provable."

The Weekly Wisdom

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Posted: 27 September 2003 12:06 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 5 ]
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Another of my favorite quotes on statistics:

Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please. (Facts are stubborn, but statistics are more pliable.)
   Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)

-Tim

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For myself, I find I become less cynical rather than more… and realize that men’s hearts are not often as bad as their acts, and very seldom as bad as their words. - JRR Tolkien

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Posted: 27 September 2003 12:26 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 6 ]
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As someone who works in the statistics field I have to laugh at myself. Some definitions from Guernsey McPearson’s Drug Development Dictionary:

Medical Statistician - One who won’t accept that Columbus discovered America because he said he was looking for India in the trial Plan.

Statisticians - Twice as boring as accountants and half as rich.

Statistics - A subject which most statisticians find difficult but in which nearly all physicians are expert.

He also has some other interesting definitions in its dictionary like:

Herbal remedy. One which is natural and therefore safe. See tobacco.

or

Homeopathic Medicine - That which is to pharmacology what the emperor’s new clothes were to men’s outfitting.

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Posted: 27 September 2003 02:19 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 7 ]
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Damn, uncronopio. That was the best/worst collection of cynical definitions I’ve ever encountered. If I believed more that 10% I’d probably shoot myself.

- PW

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Posted: 27 September 2003 07:40 PM   [ Ignore ]   [ # 8 ]
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I like to see the world with my own glasses: transparent, with some augmentation and a bit of astigmatism. As a biometrician, I like to laugh at myself but don’t be fooled: I don’t use McPearson’s dictionary as my reference point, but he does have some funny definitions. Some other quotes I do like:

The mind is not a vessel to be filled but a fire to be kindled—Plutarch

Opinion is a flitting thing, but truth outlasts the sun—Emily Dickinson

The difference between science and the fuzzy subjects is that science requires reasoning while those other subjects merely require scholarship—Robert Heinl

Give me ambiguity or give me something else—Anonymous

to be nobody but yourself in a world which is doing its best night and day to make you like everybody else means to fight the hardest battle any human being can fight and never stop fighting—E. E. Cummings

Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age 18—Albert Einstein

and one of my email signatures:
All I want is a warm bed, a kind word and unlimited power—Ashleigh Brilliant

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