[quote author=Jack link=board=idiom;num=1044308701;start=0#5 date=02/10/03 at 11:45:34] . . . <
Wha…Where am I? Oh? Well let me know when I get somewhere else.> (Purported to be an actual conversation from my side, at least according to my wife. I remember none of it.)
I misread and took a little too much cough medicine once (oxycodone-based, I think). I could function fine, even drive, but I didn’t give a rat’s whatzit about anything that day. I don’t think there was anything you could do to insult me. No wonder people can get addicted to that stuff.
On a side note, a while ago there was a break-in at a doctor’s office. The thieves were looking for oxycontin, the new time-release narcotic. Unfortunately for them, they made off with the office’s supply of oxytocin, which is used to induce labor. Sometimes there is justice in this world! 