I was hoping to get an answer from someone who knew Julius Caesar personally
Yepp, old Julius and I used to hang out on a regular basis, when he wasn’t conquering some place or other in BFE. He was a sly bugger. Good Old Gaius one minute, His Imperial Majesty the next. Still, he liked his bourbon.
Actually, I was responsible for one of his great quotes. We were sitting in a small bar just off the Forum, getting drunk as usual, and I saw this beautiful vestal undulating by. So I’m like, "vini, vidi, video" or "wine, look, porno flik". He just grunts, as usual, and gives me that Lawrence Olivier-look. It’s like he never really got over that Egyptian broad, whatever her name was. He told me she had the nicest asp he’d ever laid his imperial hands on.
So, anyhow, make a long story short, some wannabe historian or other Juvenal delinquant is taking notes in the corner of the bar and gets it ALL WRONG. Danmed historians, always sharpening their styluses when they should be paying more attention. Stands to reason, though, this geek’s version of things is what gets handed down to posterity.
- Disgruntled