So you’ve got two orderlies on the field, and when the officers run out of orderlies . . . Who sets up the pins for the bowlers? The orderlies? Are they tenpins, duckpins, or candlepins? And I thought soccer was confusing . . .
The umpires (there are two on the field) set up the wickets. These are three wooden sticks with pointy things on the end that get jammed into the ground. The bails are set horizontally across the wickets. There are wickets at each end of the pitch. The bowler tries to hit the wicket so that the bails are knocked off; if he is successful then the batsman who was trying to defend his wicket is out (and another batsman comes in...).
The defending batsman can also be out lbw - leg before wicket which means that instead of defending his wicket aka stumps with the bat that he has put a leg[s] in front of it.
A batsman can also be caught out; any fielder can catch his hit on the fall. If the bowler catches the ball on the fall then it is termed caught and bowled.
A batsman may also be run out. As I said, the batsmen try to exchange ends (and one crossing over constitutes one run). Just before the wickets there is a line across the pitch and this is called the crease. If a batsman makes back to the crease then he is safe. However, if he is not in his crease and a fielder with the ball lifts the bails off the stumps, or if another fielder throws the ball so that it hits the stumps and knocks the bails off, then the batsman is out (and another comes in...).
Some fielding positions: silly mid off; silly mid on; fine leg; extra fine leg; slips…
A bowler would like to bowl a maiden over or, better still, a hat trick.
So, as you see, Stargazer, there’s really nothing to it at all… ;D