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Reprinted with permission from The San Francisco Chronicle Baltimore Ravens Fan Glossary |
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| Ravens Term | Comment | |
| 1. Balmer | The largest city in Maryland; home to the Ravens. Often mispronounced as Balt' ti-more. Official abbreviation, Balto, of unknown origin. | |
| 2. Bushel | A bushel of softshell crabs ready to be steamed; also, the number of points scored by the Ravens. | |
| 3. BWI | A quicker route to Super Bowl than Dulles. In fact, Baltimore proved a quicker route to Super Bowl than Washington. | |
| 4. Crab cake | As in 'cake walk,' that the Ravens will experience on Sunday. | |
| 5. Draft | Natty Bo on tap. | |
| 6. Fair Catch | A date with a Ravens Cheerleader. | |
| 7. Football | The All-American game, descended from rugby, first played by Rutgers and Princeton in the 19th century and, later, popularized by Las Vegas odds makers. | |
| 8. Fort McHenry | Heroic defense of Baltimore inspired Francis Scott Key. The shelling of Giants will be one for the history books. | |
| 9. Founding Fathers | George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, and company, or Wellington Mara & Art Model. | |
| 10. Francis Scott Key | His tune has been atop the charts for 200 years. (See also, Soprano). | |
| 11. Fuhgetaboutit | Jersey slang with 38 different nuances of meaning, depending upon inflection and accompanying gestures. Also, the chances of a Giants victory. | |
| 12. Harbor Tunnel | Famous Balmer thoroughfare. Also, a very good place for Giants to hide from Raven's Defense. | |
| 13. Incomplete Pass | Being turned down for a date by a Ravens cheerleader. (See also, fumble). | |
| 14. Inner Harbor | The nesting ground (and purported final resting place) of the endangered species, Footballus Giantus. | |
| 15. Jints | Official pronunciation of 'Giants'. One syllable only, please; linguistic construction known as syllable reduction. | |
| 16. Las Vegas | The site of the real action on Super Bowl Sunday. | |
| 17. The Meadowlands | Euphemism for the Swamps of New Jersey. Coined because The Petrochemical-Lands was too long to fit onto the stadium marquee. | |
| 18. 'Nevermore' | Sage-like utterance of Edgar Allen Poe's protagonist in, "The Raven". Uncannily, all-too-accurately expresses the prospects of a Giants victory. | |
| 19. National Aquarium | A large fish tank containing many species of sea creatures that did not make it to the Super Bowl, including Dolphins, Marlins, and Seahawks. Down the road at the National Zoo, tourists can see many other species of endangered wildlife including Jaguars, Rams, Bears, & Colts. | |
| 20. New York Giants | Champions of the Jersey Swamplands. (See also, Jints.) | |
| 21. Neutral Zone | An area of the Middle Atlantic states, approximating the Mason-Dixon Line, where fans root for neither the Giants nor the Ravens. Another name for Delaware. | |
| 22. Pocket | Something an owner has to reach deep into, in order to field a contending team. (Usage hint: Never use in the presence of 'Skins management.) | |
| 23. Raven Roosts | Favorite watering holes for Raven Fans. | |
| 24. Scrapple | A local breakfast favorite that's hard to describe like 'grits' or 'hush puppies'. Literally, a fried pork-cornmeal combo. | |
| 25. 'Skins | A bar room delicacy, usually served with sour cream. (See also, Washington 'Skins.) | |
| 26. Spread | Law enforcement maneuver; also, lush presentations of food at Super Bowl parties. | |
| 27. The Sopranos | How the Jints will sing at the end of the game on Sunday. (See also, 'hitting the high notes'.) | |
| 28. Tailgate Party | 24/7 activity, with brief three-hour interlude on Sundays that includes fermented beverages, salty snacks, salty language and soon-to-be extinct animal from the swamps of Jersey. (See also, Jints). | |
| 29. Washington, D.C. | One-time sports capital, now simply the national capitol. | |
| Bonus Word | ||
| Ravens Term | Comment | |
| 30. Isray (verb) | Balmer term meaning to sneak out, under the cover of darkness, as in 'to isray'. | |
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